So there's this guy that I... Let's just say that I'm not a fan. He flirts with me in front of his wife. He's not as charming as he thinks he is; in point of fact, he's creepy. There's the witty and slightly flirty but funny guy who makes jokes at a cocktail party … Continue reading Aruba, Jamaica….
I feel like a grown up toddler. A groddler if you will. A groddler in dire need of a time out. For a week. In Paris......with wine but no email or phone. The only way people can reach me is carrier pigeon. That's my idea of the time out needed. Things are changing fast. We … Continue reading Confessions of Groddler
Preface: There has been a mandatory hiatus from this. Sorry/not sorry. I know it was abrupt. I know it was unexplained. I'll try to explain now. As for finally breaking my silence? This is partly my own therapy because the grief/anger/fear/horror/grief/anger/fear/horror/fatigue/grief/anger/fear...just sometimes gets to be bigger than rationality. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My father is in a lockdown … Continue reading Go Home Alzheimer’s…You’re Drunk
I think it's safe to say that anyone with a pulse has heard about the latest Hollywood scandal. This time, it really does constitute a scandal. This isn't about yet another Hollywood divorce or drinking problem or their latest social awareness agenda being rammed down the throats of John Q. Public because some starlet wants … Continue reading #metoo
Bringing them to school in pajama pants because you didn't have time to do laundry since you've been battling the flu for a week Feeding them ice cream for breakfast because they made honor roll Ending grace before dinner with "Yay God"
I am woman....hear me blow snot bubbles..... I am also a card carrying member of the "sandwich generation". And I would like to punch whoever came up with this notion of superwoman right in the left boob. Suck it Enjoli! What's wrong with asking for help? Idiot! #ineveraskforhelp #becauseimstubbornnotbecauseiminvincible #letsjustgetthatstraight Last night I hit a proverbial … Continue reading The Nuts On My Family Tree (No Really It’s Just Me)
Ever seen this? Yeah me too. I will readily admit my giggle of delight the first time I saw it referencing Jersey girl 'tude. Since then I have seen it applied to every, and I do mean every person. Wait! I'm not done yet. Every person...and I've seen it for every ethnicity, sports team, hobby, city, state, … Continue reading Talkin’ Dirty
This is actually a picture taken from a couple of years ago. I've been going through old photos on my phone and realized this was a gem that I never addressed fully in the manner in which it was intended when I took it at a marine store. Yep, she ain't a department store gal. … Continue reading Truth in Lending
In a world of viral outrage I have retreated more and more back into what we non tech people like to call the real world. It's a place where one has to have conversations and resolve things and discuss differing ideas and sometimes agree that disagree. The amazing thing in this strange land is that … Continue reading Licking Electrical Sockets and Other Thrill Seeking Tales of Valor
My husband and I got into a really interesting and intense conversation last weekend. We were discussing the difference in how men process things versus women. Women can literally morph an off-hand comment into such an epic shit storm while men can make everything including our period flow about them. I'll explain. My husband can … Continue reading Does Your Inner Girl Have a Vagina?