I think it's safe to say that anyone with a pulse has heard about the latest Hollywood scandal. This time, it really does constitute a scandal. This isn't about yet another Hollywood divorce or drinking problem or their latest social awareness agenda being rammed down the throats of John Q. Public because some starlet wants … Continue reading #metoo
Bringing them to school in pajama pants because you didn't have time to do laundry since you've been battling the flu for a week Feeding them ice cream for breakfast because they made honor roll Ending grace before dinner with "Yay God"
I am woman....hear me blow snot bubbles..... I am also a card carrying member of the "sandwich generation". And I would like to punch whoever came up with this notion of superwoman right in the left boob. Suck it Enjoli! What's wrong with asking for help? Idiot! #ineveraskforhelp #becauseimstubbornnotbecauseiminvincible #letsjustgetthatstraight Last night I hit a proverbial … Continue reading The Nuts On My Family Tree (No Really It’s Just Me)
Ever seen this? Yeah me too. I will readily admit my giggle of delight the first time I saw it referencing Jersey girl 'tude. Since then I have seen it applied to every, and I do mean every person. Wait! I'm not done yet. Every person...and I've seen it for every ethnicity, sports team, hobby, city, state, … Continue reading Talkin’ Dirty
This is actually a picture taken from a couple of years ago. I've been going through old photos on my phone and realized this was a gem that I never addressed fully in the manner in which it was intended when I took it at a marine store. Yep, she ain't a department store gal. … Continue reading Truth in Lending
In a world of viral outrage I have retreated more and more back into what we non tech people like to call the real world. It's a place where one has to have conversations and resolve things and discuss differing ideas and sometimes agree that disagree. The amazing thing in this strange land is that … Continue reading Licking Electrical Sockets and Other Thrill Seeking Tales of Valor
My husband and I got into a really interesting and intense conversation last weekend. We were discussing the difference in how men process things versus women. Women can literally morph an off-hand comment into such an epic shit storm while men can make everything including our period flow about them. I'll explain. My husband can … Continue reading Does Your Inner Girl Have a Vagina?
So I decided to get up at 6:30 AM to make chocolate ice cream instead of going for a run because I'm clearly not the adultiest of adults. I don't adult willingly. Adulting gives me tantrums. I cry until snot bubbles form and I can't talk without my breath hitching making every word take a … Continue reading Benedict Arnold Fat Baby
I'm just wondering... Does anyone else have timing issues with the gym? I literally could motivate myself better to prepare for a colonoscopy than psych myself into going to the gym. Every personal trainer hates my ass primarily because I hate theirs. When I hear "WOOO you did it" in relevance to a work … Continue reading Scrubbing The Toilet Is My Cardio
HH: Did you hear that? Me: Hear what? HH: That! That noise. Me: What noise? HH: It sounded like a puff of air. Me: Yes. You farted. HH: I did not. That's ridiculous. Wait! There it is again! Me: Blank indifferent stare Me: That was an entirely different noise. Me: That was our neighbor shutting … Continue reading Conversations with a Neurotic Dog