My Deoderant Scares Me

I have one of those stupid and obnoxiously unpredictable body chemistries that will suddenly decide it no longer likes my favorite products.  I've used Secret antiperspirant for years.  It liked me.  I liked it.  We were happy.  Until.... I was at work and thought one of my colleagues hadn't showered...ever...in their lives.  As improbable as … Continue reading My Deoderant Scares Me

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Downsized

My mother and I are polar opposites; from personality to humor to fashion to decorating.  When I was younger she worried that I was "too punk" which in her defense I could totally see from the ONE TIME I wore a sweatshirt with the collar cut out a la Flashdance as opposed to my Gap … Continue reading Downsized

You Don’t Really Love Them Until….

you want to kill them.   I'm truly convinced of this fact. I saw this quote somewhere not too long ago and laughed as I repeated it to my husband.  He was channel surfing at the time and looked up briefly as he muttered, "You've got that right."  I'm not sure if it's girl code … Continue reading You Don’t Really Love Them Until….

Why Can’t You Cure Technology With An Antibiotic?

I could talk about politics but that would only be slightly more preferable than dental irrigation with a fire hose.  I've gone underground for a couple of weeks simply because of the negativity saturation of the last few weeks.  Trust me when I say anything I would have written would have so laced with profanity … Continue reading Why Can’t You Cure Technology With An Antibiotic?