So my coffee maker is a jerk. Hold on......let me come at this from a different angle. But just so it's on record, my coffee maker is a total jerk. My husband and I agree on approximately three things. That may be too harsh, so let's round it up to ten. We agree on ten things. … Continue reading Monsters and Madness and Coffee Machines
So fun fact......you can get chickenpox at 45. I did. I got a vaccine since I've never had chicken pox thinking that I was being smart...proactive....efficient. I've got a four year old in my house. He's going to school. They're little carriers for germs. Smart right? Turns out....I'm an idiot. A week to the day … Continue reading Will Botox Cure Chickenpox?
So it's the end of the year. Not quite, but almost. Close enough to part the veil. We all know that 2016 is a bitch. She's the reason we can't have nice things. Aside from celebrity genocide, including some of my artistic idols like, David Bowie and Leonard Cohen and Alan Rickman (you truly are … Continue reading Quit Rushing Your Roux
I received the award yesterday from the lovely and talented Kim from Kimmy's Patio. Kim is a fellow blogger and exceptionally talented. Her tagline is "A Place We Can Talk About Anything" and that's exactly what it feels like. I feel as if I'm sitting at her kitchen table discussing life with an old and … Continue reading Blogger Recognition Award
I belong to a trading page on Facebook for my town. They trade, give away or sell all kinds of things from furniture to football tickets to terror apparel. Yes that's right. Right after Halloween, and to put a finer point on it...the creepy clown epidemic which seems to have run dormant in this neck … Continue reading Felony….Part Deux
I read a very interesting article on BBC.com today about a boss who requested that his top management take a DNA test. His viewpoint was that he wanted challenge preconceptions in the world and how that fits on a global scale. All of the participants had some idea of their heritage but the results proved … Continue reading Where Do the Globally Vague Sit?
The Mall of America has hired a black Santa. The Minneapolis Star-Tribune had to shut down the comment section of a lovely, upbeat article offering a little insight as to why this man chose to put up with the crying, coughing, pant-wetting, demanding, tired, cranky, runny-nosed, entitled, whining, overly-indulged youth of America. His father hurt … Continue reading As Bob Marley Said