Cauliflower Everything 

Live! Nude! Cauliflower! Okay maybe I'm being a little dramatic here.  I know I'm about to date myself when I say... I remember when cauliflower was just a vegetable.   Over the past 15 years I've watched it spread its little veggie wings and grow to become great things... Like mashed potato substitute  Cauliflower rice … Continue reading Cauliflower Everything 


Playing Grab Ass With Ms. Goose

My father is in adult daycare.  There are clients there from every  spectrum of the elderly.  There are the geriatric patients who still have the heart and mind of someone 50 years their junior but the balance of a drunken preschooler.  There are those who have been in accidents and need constant supervision and therapy. … Continue reading Playing Grab Ass With Ms. Goose

One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Fish, New Fish

I'm a sucker.  I'll admit it.  I am a complete wimpy ass sap when it comes to my daughter and my grandson. I tend to put other people's happiness above my own; but the payoff is writing about almost everything I see.   My daughter loves owning aquariums.  I love visiting aquariums.  The reason I … Continue reading One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Fish, New Fish

Rageballs and Ribbits

Otherwise known as "when your inner toddler runs shit" Last week at work I had a day that I was so hangry today that I would have tripped a toddler with a happy meal.  Yes to steal and consume in front of them....I never said I was nice. On this same day, my four year … Continue reading Rageballs and Ribbits