When You Like Your Dog More Than the Human Race

You take close up pictures like this (much to her dismay I might add).

My dog doesn’t care about money or politics or gossip.  My dog is an excellent judge of character and if she barks incessantly at you for hours on end it probably means you’re an asshole and I should listen to her.  She’s never been wrong. 

She always eats what I give her for dinner without complaint.

She’s there when I cry.  She’s there when I laugh.  

And even though I just got trapped in a closed vehicle with her while she had the grossest case of swamp ass I’ve ever been present for…..

Even though my parting words dropping her off at daycare were “Pull it together you neurotic mess”….

Even though I told her to chill out so I could put her harness on….

She’ll wag herself inside out when I get home because she’s just happy that I love her.

Humans should be this simple.

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