Not so long ago, Mei Mei and I had some errands to run. We left Magilla in charge of Hellhound and Fat Baby. All that needed to be done was to take the one of them for a walk while the other accompanied them. We came home to a man so flustered and agitated I could … Continue reading To Your Health
I'm not sure who decided that scented oil plug-ins were a good idea, but I'd like to talk to them. For hours. With some car battery cables and a pair of pliers. Dude! Really? Our office cleaning staff and/or landlord got the bright idea of adding such a device to the ladies room. We were so lucky. … Continue reading It Ran Away
Before I get started.... I've had a lot of stuff going on... I've mentioned that my Dad is ill. He has now been diagnosed with Lewy Body Disease in addition to Alzheimer's. I had never heard of Lewy Body Disease but now having been thoroughly educated about it I can say with all certainty that … Continue reading Lettuce Discuss
I'm sentimental but in really weird ways. I don't necessarily attach importance to objects. Again, I chalk this up to a loss of girl genes somewhere in the easy bake oven during my gestation. I think sometimes living a life that contained a lot of loss makes one separate memories from "stuff". My wedding dress … Continue reading The Gift I’ll Never See
A couple of years ago I stopped coloring my hair. My hair grows at lightening speed and in order for it to not look skunkish, I had to color it every three weeks. That's a heavy commitment. That's a lot of time dedicated to belittling myself monthly, examining my roots, purchasing the color, waiting for … Continue reading Is This Better?
I joined a gym. This is a really big thing. I hate gyms. I am known to have all of the social graces of Leona Helmsley at a gym. I don't like crowded spaces nor do I like know it alls. It has been my experience to find both at most gyms I've frequented. I'm … Continue reading All Sports Bras Must Die
Live! Nude! Cauliflower! Okay maybe I'm being a little dramatic here. I know I'm about to date myself when I say... I remember when cauliflower was just a vegetable. Over the past 15 years I've watched it spread its little veggie wings and grow to become great things... Like mashed potato substitute Cauliflower rice … Continue reading Cauliflower Everything
My father is in adult daycare. There are clients there from every spectrum of the elderly. There are the geriatric patients who still have the heart and mind of someone 50 years their junior but the balance of a drunken preschooler. There are those who have been in accidents and need constant supervision and therapy. … Continue reading Playing Grab Ass With Ms. Goose