http://nypost.com/2017/06/01/doctors-warns-women-against-putting-wasp-nests-in-their-vaginas/amp/ I don't mean to judge, especially my sisters out there... But are you kidding me? What dipstick looked at this option and said "Hey! This sounds awesome!!!?????..." I'm going back to bed to mourn the collective "DUH" that seems to be running amuck and abroad right now.
I was always the kid that got into trouble whether it was deserved or not. Why? Because of my complexion. I turn red at the drop of a hat and have always had authority issues and a guilty conscience. Everything was my fault. Not because in actuality it was, but because in my head I … Continue reading Except For That French Judge…
Sniffling like a cocaine-laced stock broker in an Oliver Stone mockumentary
When we were in New Orleans I really didn't wear anything on my face but sunscreen. You know....like every other day. As you can see I REALLY take my looks seriously. The first picture is the first day of my diet. Coincidentally, this was also the last day of my diet. The second picture … Continue reading When Your Guilt is Guilty
Not so long ago, Mei Mei and I had some errands to run. We left Magilla in charge of Hellhound and Fat Baby. All that needed to be done was to take the one of them for a walk while the other accompanied them. We came home to a man so flustered and agitated I could … Continue reading To Your Health
I'm not sure who decided that scented oil plug-ins were a good idea, but I'd like to talk to them. For hours. With some car battery cables and a pair of pliers. Dude! Really? Our office cleaning staff and/or landlord got the bright idea of adding such a device to the ladies room. We were so lucky. … Continue reading It Ran Away
Before I get started.... I've had a lot of stuff going on... I've mentioned that my Dad is ill. He has now been diagnosed with Lewy Body Disease in addition to Alzheimer's. I had never heard of Lewy Body Disease but now having been thoroughly educated about it I can say with all certainty that … Continue reading Lettuce Discuss